Do Mormons prefer TV advertising over internet advertising because TV watchers are generally dumber?

Posted Friday, May 21, 2010 by admin


Mormons prefer dealing with people who aren’t too bright, don’t they? Because bright people know that stories about golden plates, magic rocks and polygamy are a load of bollocks, right? And also, people on the internet have instant access to pages and pages of information about the Mormons whereas TV watchers just have to watch and listen…and occasionally wipe the drool from their chins as the gaze myopically at the images on their screens, right?
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13 Comments on "Do Mormons prefer TV advertising over internet advertising because TV watchers are generally dumber?"

  • colie said on May 23rd, 2010 at 5:07 AM:

    Sigh. Mormons are so deceived. As sad as it is, it’s nothing to be mocked.

  • mokalot said on May 24th, 2010 at 5:08 PM:

    You know it!

  • --Atheos-- said on May 27th, 2010 at 7:52 PM:

    Joseph Smith was convicted in a Bainbridge, New York court in 1826; for organizing fake gold rushes and screwing people out of their claim deposits; it is in the court records. Enough said.

  • Tigerstar Expositor of Truth said on May 29th, 2010 at 5:06 AM:

    The Mormon religion (Mormonism), whose followers are known as Mormons and Latter Day Saints (LDS), was founded less than two hundred years ago by a man named Joseph Smith. He claimed to have received a personal visit from God the Father and Jesus Christ who told him that all churches and their creeds were an abomination. Joseph Smith then set out to begin a brand-new religion that claims to be the “only true church on earth.” The problem with Mormonism is that it contradicts, modifies, and expands on the Bible. Christians have no reason to believe that the Bible is not true and adequate. To truly believe in and trust God means to believe in His Word, and all Scripture is inspired by God, which means it comes from Him (2 Timothy 3:16).

  • ▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►Tom◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌ said on May 30th, 2010 at 10:20 PM:

    Mormons are hateful idiots.

  • Asquared said on Jun 2nd, 2010 at 12:59 PM:

    This is an extremely likely possibility. Although they do try to nab people on the internet too.

  • Pete said on Jun 3rd, 2010 at 10:03 AM:

    And Christians don’t use the exact same strategy?

  • The Ugly American said on Jun 5th, 2010 at 12:12 AM:

    Watching TV is a quiet way to relax. You don’t have to discuss anything with it, it doesn’t argue with you. You just sit back and enjoy the peace and tranquility. They don’t use the computer because their life doesn’t require it. I’ve had a computer for just a year and, I can use one as good as anybody. The people that told me I could not do without it did not notice that I was doing just that. In that years time I have surpassed their knowledge about the computer. So, does that mean that I was dumb a year ago. But, now I’m smart?

  • freedoma586 said on Jun 7th, 2010 at 8:05 AM:

    Can’t you leave us alone.

  • MistCreek said on Jun 10th, 2010 at 4:17 AM:

    Excuse me but your a complete bi*ch…. Get over yourself desiree.. Why do you **** mormons so much? Did little mormon boys beat you up in school… aww poor baby.

  • Amy said on Jun 10th, 2010 at 8:10 PM:

    I am sorry you are so ignorant..

  • J.D. said on Jun 12th, 2010 at 9:09 AM:

    Do you prefer to ask stupid questions on the internet then having the guts to say it in real life, cause your afraid you’ll get beat up?

    You don’t know half of everything about our religion. So ***** you, you b*tch.

  • LDS Mom said on Jun 13th, 2010 at 8:42 PM:

    Oh Desiree, is this your 8th or 9th acct you have had under this name? If you want to Mormon bash and not get your accts deleted, why not try a new avatar name?

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