Has the Holy Spirit “called” fundies from the “Strip Church” to destroy the struggling Vegas economy?
Posted Sunday, May 30, 2010 by admin
Well, apparently the “spirit” has “called” a bunch of fundies from Grand Rapids Michigan to move to Vegas and destroy one of America’s biggest economies. Not only do they have a million dollars in funding, but now they also have a ABC Nighline feature to give them a PR boost.
According to their neat little religious meterics, Vegas is unclean and they want to clean it up, which of course, if successful, would mean the end of Vegas as a destination to escape religious wackos…or the end of Vegas.
When it really comes down to it…thats all Vegas is…a place to escape the insanity of religion. But these wackos claim to be “called” to this neat little “ministry”. If thats so, why has the spirit waited so long to send in his little squad? Maybe the spirit wanted to wait until all the neat internet technology and mega-church entertainment props were availble before launching a his little ad-campaign.
If this doesnt work, I recommend that the Holy Spirit “call” on the top marketing exec’s in the country, zombify them, and send them on a self righteous anti-vegas campaign with first rate advertising, instead of this shlocky undergrad stuff.
Don’t worry about it too much–they’ll learn that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, and for good reason.
As a Christian, these people embarrass me. I lived in Vegas for years. It’s a regular town, except it has legalized gambling, lots of shows and drive-thru chapels, lol. Go to any town in the USA and you’ll find ILLEGAL gambling going on. Jesus did tell us to follow the laws of the land. Any sin that happens in Vegas, happens everywhere else too.